Cybersquatters should die slow, painful deaths by first having their finger and toenails slowly machine-pulled off, then the main bones on their appendages broken and re-broken daily. Ebola would be an acceptable alternative. » 10/15/14 11:26am 10/15/14 11:26am

This article quickly reminds me of one of the primary pieces of knowledge that made me first embrace my homosexuality. Nope, never, ever. Never. » 9/16/14 8:59pm 9/16/14 8:59pm

Without a doubt the ugliest of model years for the 7-series. Bangle took a serious and stately looking sedan and made it appear chubby and bored. These model years put a serious damper on my considerable BMW lust. » 9/08/14 3:59pm 9/08/14 3:59pm

You are correct. I think most people have a very skewed opinion regarding how intoxicated people generally are. I know pllllenty of people there who do nothing more than moderately drink. Drugs have a place there, a very easily-accessible place if you choose to engage, but it's not as if even the majority of people… » 9/08/14 2:34pm 9/08/14 2:34pm

On low-flow toilets I'll grant that sometimes they require a second flush, but not all the time. And on incandescents vs. filaments ... have you even used an LED bulb yet? Now that the price has come down to about $5-6 per bulb, I've started replacing all of my 60 watt incandescents with equivalent dimmable LEDs, and… » 7/29/14 6:57pm 7/29/14 6:57pm

Ugh, way to 12-step your way into rationalizing murder there, buddy. I don't need or want your pity. Reflect that right back on yourself, ya brainwashed twit. I don't care what happened to you or Kai that made you turn to prostituting yourself, murder is murder is murder. The minute you start finding reasons to excuse… » 7/29/14 6:14pm 7/29/14 6:14pm

Well, at least you've condemned these people only after you've gotten to know them so well. Aren't there more significant things to be pissed about? » 7/02/14 3:57pm 7/02/14 3:57pm

Lol. I'm sure the rogue cowboys that drink in the one bar with its western charm would love to have everything snatched up by Kinja-reading city folk. :) » 7/02/14 3:39pm 7/02/14 3:39pm

So what's your thesis, other than being the most witless troll on Kinja today? That bikes shouldn't exist? That they should only go where bike lanes exist? » 7/02/14 2:59pm 7/02/14 2:59pm